I am holding a can of peanuts in my hand and reading the label The front of the can says it contains Roasted Peanuts

A life insurance broker named Steve was always the top salesman for his company In fact, he just completed his 8th straight year as the number 1 insurance agent when he decided it was time to hang ‘em up and retire

As I reported in my previous article, ‘World's Top 10 Silly Lorry Stories’, lorries and lorry drivers seem to have a habit of being involved in some of the world’s quirkiest news stories Well, with a little delving, I’ve discovered many more ridiculous lorry stories

Some people travel for fun, others for excitement, but perhaps the most alarming genre of tourists are the ones who get their kicks from visiting the most horrifying and ghoulish destinations from throughout history If you plan on going to any of the top 10 most terrifying places on earth, you might just want to adjust your travel insurance cover to incorporate the possible outcomes… 1

What do you think of when you picture a lorry Perhaps one of these lorries from popular culture

Whether it’s down to lack of sleep, a comical attitude or a desire for distractions on a long journey, for some reason lorries and lorry drivers have been the focus of many of the craziest news stories over the last few years Here is a countdown of the top 10

If you want to have a really good time, enjoy the sun and yet not put too much of a hole in your bank balance, you simply cannot do better than a spur-of-the-moment, cheap Spanish holiday The country has a huge amount to offer and is very welcoming to us visitors

At my age I thought I'd seen it all But, after living in Thailand for a year I gave thanks to my mother for seeing that I was potty-trained in the good ole' U

My wife and 15 year-old daughter are shopping addicts It’s unquestionably their favorite way of mother-daughter bonding

No matter where you want to add a rustic country look, pine furniture is the answer It is as popular as it has ever been, and is less expensive than other wood furniture

Have you ever had your car stolen It is a gutting experience, especially when it’s your fault

Laughter is the best medicine and a great icebreaker for a first date, as a sense of humor is as the number one turn-on for many women But it's one thing to have a great sense of humor, it's quite another to have everyone in stitches

- My friend mentioned that he and his wife are taking out a home equity line of credit to buy Christmas presents Isn't that a little crazy

There's this guy who lives across the street from us who we have renamed Wet Lips When we are in a really lighthearted mood, we refer to him as Puffy Wet Lips

I was dreaming I was eating Carnitas

1 If you are a teenager living on Elm Street what should you never do

Have you ever been to Destin, Florida I love the white sand beaches, moderate climate and beautiful clear blue ocean there, although it's a much more touristy kind of place than it was about 30 years ago when I first went there with my father, step mother, half-sister, and other family members

1 Chocolate is made from cocoa beans

Question: Which is stronger -- concrete or bone Answer: Bone Useless Fact: Human bones can actually resist 40 times more stress than concrete

Imagine a web site where you go on a daily basis to see a humorous thought for the day Better yet, what if that site delivers the humorous thought for the day to your email